Pulse Check Recent Columns

Recent Columns

This is the Fountain of Spoof, your one-stop shopping for all the Pulse Check brilliance of the past year or so. (For earlier columns, going back to since the column went web, peek in the Archive.) So, if you somehow happened to miss a column, or just can't get enuffuvem and wanna readum over and over again, here's your chance.

Check out the Pulse Check Babe and Hunk of the Week.

Check out the 1999 Year-in-Review Pulse Check.

Also check out the 2000 Swimsuit Edition Pulse Check!

And, check out the 1999 Thanksgiving Pulse Check.

25 Sep -
9 Oct Contrasts, nose's poses, why not sport?, fountain of youth, drying out, snore your brains out, in a McPickle, monkey shiners, Tweety twouble, naughty notes, cyber sex ed, faux ho, foolish felons, peeing privacy, lady latrine, jack-in jack-off

14 Aug -
18 Sep Back to the future, The Gap, presidential pastry problem, Dodger dodge, anticking Anne, download dukes, Lil' Lady, titty bar trauma, drive-thru show, hitching highjinks, marital madame (and monsieur), porn mom, extramarital explosive, conveying love, generous jackpot, truck ho, hacked hand, bar boil, pissy patrol, reincarnation rigor, em-bear-assing, catnap burglar, de-release, he'll leave the light off, pre-release, car clue, tuktuk tour

7 Aug 00 Red letter day, Regis revealed, end to frigidness, sexless Sergeant Schultz, cashless clothing culprit, non-anonymous tip, and inn-side job

31 Jul 00 X marks the spot, trashed, book 'er, Web tangled, illegally parked, bus-ted, CrookCam, fast food phonies

24 Jul 00 Dog gone, fighting with fire, stuck on you, alien amore, hot dog, phony feline, brain in park, Star machine

17 Jul 00 Love Darva Style, Love Sheep Style, Love Rear Window Style, hazmat hen, death benefits, Artful Dodger, not just green eggs and ham

10 Jul 00 Clean women, dirty men, marital mix-up, heart-to-heart talk, biting criticism, Charleton chagrin, hiccup screw-up, retard rascal round-up

3 Jul 00 AmHis 101, a job to kill for, vice commander, ho ‘n’ mo, Who Wants to See Darva Nude?, boob job, unwarranted hang-up

26 Jun 00 Hail Hooters, equivocal equine, sponge spoof, ET vs. VA, popping a wheelie, he-she-he heebie-geebies

19 Jun 00 Southern discomfort, potty plunge, bonnet boner, boob butt, greedy gardener

5-12 Jun 00 Cosmic connection, fish storm, temporary tip, cue stuck, regulatory coronary, cool corpse

29 May 00 My new car, Wrinkled Willie, faculty flashing, titty tithing, courtroom crusade, low IQ at HQ

22 May 00 Sexy women, earwig, bum backdraft, big rig gig, funeral fugitives, sagging sore spot

15 May 00 Curtain quandary, wham Pam, Tough Tonya, Bummer Bolton, Touche Tyson, alien alibi, under study, questionable question, water gun wanker, bussed body, hard hat help

8 May 00 Vice vocabulary, phallic fraud, cocky campaign, rubber reaming, foreskin-philes, rough Romanian rugby, witch-on-wheels

1 May 00 Little old ladies from Pasadena, "Mr. Magoo is my co-pilot," vampy valedictorian, scandal scam, men's mag mistake, the senseless sect

24 April 00 Sex guides, neighborhood watch, putting the "P" in postal, bad boy boss, first lady, TV tabloid topper

17 April 00 Black Hawk Down, "Fuack this" Fuallaau, Doctor Destructo, pet peeves, where there's smoke there's ire, death becomes her, dumpster dummy, Connie Cums to the Convent

10 April 00 Whiz wizards, pee precision, oil broil, election erection, "hey big spender," convenient criminal, a case of mistaken identity

3 April 00 Feeling flushed, killed cultists, apocalypse apologists, giving you the finger, strippers stripped supremely, a headless hero

March 00 Catching up, give yourself credit, dressing room dream, rebounding, nude shoppers, diminutive Deutsche, Soho hos, Hungarian un-virgin, stroke 'til you choke, to serve and inject, marital mockery, The Con Connection, cop a feel, bobbing for contraband, instant credit, too anal, boa briefs, Mommy Dearest, sex ed is no ed, Captain Lightning

28 Feb 00 Who you calling stupid? nasal nonsense, bit brain, pat patient, love locket, deviled sausage, smoked sausage

21 Feb 00 Captain Fantastic, ski bares, R-E-L-I-E-F, coronary cop, ATM DUM, hamburger hand job

7-14 Feb 00 So long, Charles Schulz, fugitive foul-up, cop caper, playing with fire, doomsday dopes, museum mix-up, cunnilingus crook, Greek un-Orthodox, quit for quickies, naked truth in advertising, close enough for government work

24-31 Jan 00 Super Bowl ad review and DMV update, initial impressions, limp law, lethal lap dance, sagging centerfolds, double-D deputy, blackmail bungler, gimp gunner, roosting robber, Take the Money and Run Part 2, Otter Pops alternative, spouse swapping, beer and boobs

17 Jan 00 Dance fever, firehouse faux pas, renter on the run, dope dope, ice cream icon, shit happens

20 Dec -
10 Jan Y2K TKO, outhouse outing, his bettor half, roll model, 7-year ouch, fitness nuts, Georgia pitch, belt boner, bare boarding ban, frozen fire flight, dressig under the influence, badguy bloopers, New Years needlepoint

13 Dec 99 Like a steel trap, Driving Miss Dinky, fired food finder, the Gun-toting Gourmet, coke carelessness, Rosie Roadster, tasteless TV

29 Nov -
6 Dec " Be reasonable, officer ...," repair and rescue, fast food fury, Rocky rockiness, sex education, finger-licking bad, porcelain penis pinch, deadbeat tenant, braindead badguys

22 Nov 99 Quasimodo Complex, romantic ruminations?, jumbo jigging, dispatched dispatcher, burglar alarm, awful auction

15 Nov 99 Funny face, wanking warden, cow curiosity, U-Haul U-Turn, girlfriend gotcha, Santa's little helper, and Momma's boy

8 Nov 99 Good for the goose, laundry money, cop conference caper, getaway limo, getaway cab, ridiculous rescue, penile prank

1 Nov 99 The rest of the limerick, the prosecutor and the prostitute, burglary bonus, beeper brain, stiff parking penalty, marketing malpractice, pamper perv

25 Oct 99 Blessed are the blessed, eggs by the dozen, Here-again Harding, weighty weirdness, Johnson justice, prolonged promenade, Click & Clack attack

18 Oct 99 The Male Brain, chimp of choice, Samurai spouse, dozer dispute, dirty dildo, phony phone calls

11 October 99 TV Greats, "Cut me, Mick," self-disarmament, boob boobie, nuptial nudity, candid camera, crotch copping caper, bagman, doobie dummy, sketchy scoop

4 Oct 99 Sex survey summary and Pam pointers, Diaperman videocam, crappy caper, curiosity kills the calf, Martian metric mistake, immortal edict, girlie scouting, bonehead bosses

27 Sep 99 Postcards from the edge, bunny bizness, topless tiffs, of marrying age, bridegroom to groombride, ABC DUI, change of plans, numbers of the beast, permanently on hold

20 Sep 99 Movie mix-ups, Cape Moon, wrong address robber distress, everted eviction, siding sidestep, purloin purse, Elvis impersonator, panty pix, and gumball goofball

13 Sep 99 Big gay cocks, Police Academy 99: The No-Brainers, Mother Mary malfeasance, senseless semantics, topless tower torching tranny, dope dope, corpse keeper

6 Sep 99 The wants of women, poster child, breakout bounce, urine trouble, postage doo, pearly wisdom, she-she shots, cellular slam

30 Aug 99 Hating hangnails, sexless centenarian, matchmaker mecca, sexsite salvo, nip it in the bud, trunk trap, noteworthy numbskull, party payback

23 Aug 99 Nix Nicole, filmed fool, business card bullseye, witless and walletless, jacked off, bugged by Bugs, chastised chair-men, sperm bank, bawdy Body

16 Aug 99 Animal wrongs, no-mo-hos, stiff fine, credit card kiddy, faithful fraud, religiously racist, ID idiot, drive-away dunces, hi-voltage vantage

9 Aug 99 The Forlorn Fox Phenomenon, dotted eyes, touchy citing, choosy cheerleaders, inmate irony, defective detector, "check the ashtray," harddrive hard-on

2 Aug 99 Geek guffaws, catnapping cat burglar, high-explosive hosers, free-hanging free-for-all, cult-of-the-month, Sister Annie Oakley

26 Jul 99 Moon man mania, right-footed reject, mugshot moron, Cousteau crook, burning bulge, limping larcenists, scarecrow score, Studs and Stupid

19 Jul 99 Nice and smart, clothesline klepto, Sunday best, Polly pilferer, Bic-flick boom, parliamentary pyro, mister mini-missile, eraserhead

12 Jul 99 Kick chick kix, Advanced Swinging 401, phone psyches, promotion proctology, overdone overdue, flurrying flushes, matriarchal miles

5 Jul 99 Cosmopolitan men, warranted worthlessness, brainless burglars, nodded-off nun, thought-free thieves, sleep streak, I-See-You ICU, proverbial pinhead

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25 Sep - 9 Oct	Contrasts, nose's poses, why not sport?, fountain of youth, drying out, snore your brains out, in a McPickle, monkey shiners, Tweety twouble, naughty notes, cyber sex ed, faux ho, foolish felons, peeing privacy, lady latrine, jack-in jack-off
14 Aug - 18 Sep	Back to the future, The Gap, presidential pastry problem, Dodger dodge, anticking Anne, download dukes, Lil' Lady, titty bar trauma, drive-thru show, hitching highjinks, marital madame (and monsieur), porn mom, extramarital explosive, conveying love, generous jackpot, truck ho, hacked hand, bar boil, pissy patrol, reincarnation rigor, em-bear-assing, catnap burglar, de-release, he'll leave the light off, pre-release, car clue, tuktuk tour
7 Aug 00	Red letter day, Regis revealed, end to frigidness, sexless Sergeant Schultz, cashless clothing culprit, non-anonymous tip, and inn-side job

31 Jul 00	X marks the spot, trashed, book 'er, Web tangled, illegally parked, bus-ted, CrookCam, fast food phonies
24 Jul 00	Dog gone, fighting with fire, stuck on you, alien amore, hot dog, phony feline, brain in park, Star machine
17 Jul 00	Love Darva Style, Love Sheep Style, Love Rear Window Style, hazmat hen, death benefits, Artful Dodger, not just green eggs and ham
10 Jul 00	Clean women, dirty men, marital mix-up, heart-to-heart talk, biting criticism, Charleton chagrin, hiccup screw-up, retard rascal round-up
3 Jul 00	AmHis 101, a job to kill for, vice commander, ho ‘n’ mo, Who Wants to See Darva Nude?, boob job, unwarranted hang-up
26 Jun 00	Hail Hooters, equivocal equine, sponge spoof, ET vs. VA, popping a wheelie, he-she-he heebie-geebies
19 Jun 00	Southern discomfort, potty plunge, bonnet boner, boob butt, greedy gardener
5-12 Jun 00	Cosmic connection, fish storm, temporary tip, cue stuck, regulatory coronary, cool corpse
29 May 00	My new car, Wrinkled Willie, faculty flashing, titty tithing, courtroom crusade, low IQ at HQ
22 May 00	Sexy women, earwig, bum backdraft, big rig gig, funeral fugitives, sagging sore spot
15 May 00	Curtain quandary, wham Pam, Tough Tonya, Bummer Bolton, Touche Tyson, alien alibi, under study, questionable question, water gun wanker, bussed body, hard hat help
8 May 00	Vice vocabulary, phallic fraud, cocky campaign, rubber reaming, foreskin-philes, rough Romanian rugby, witch-on-wheels
1 May 00	Little old ladies from Pasadena, "Mr. Magoo is my co-pilot," vampy valedictorian, scandal scam, men's mag mistake, the senseless sect
24 April 00	Sex guides, neighborhood watch, putting the "P" in postal, bad boy boss, first lady, TV tabloid topper
17 April 00	Black Hawk Down, "Fuack this" Fuallaau, Doctor Destructo, pet peeves, where there's smoke there's ire, death becomes her, dumpster dummy, Connie Cums to the Convent
10 April 00	Whiz wizards, pee precision, oil broil, election erection, "hey big spender," convenient criminal, a case of mistaken identity
3 April 00	Feeling flushed, killed cultists, apocalypse apologists, giving you the finger, strippers stripped supremely, a headless hero
March 00	Catching up, give yourself credit, dressing room dream, rebounding, nude shoppers, diminutive Deutsche, Soho hos, Hungarian un-virgin, stroke 'til you choke, to serve and inject, marital mockery, The Con Connection, cop a feel, bobbing for contraband, instant credit, too anal, boa briefs, Mommy Dearest, sex ed is no ed, Captain Lightning
28 Feb 00	Who you calling stupid? nasal nonsense, bit brain, pat patient, love locket, deviled sausage, smoked sausage
21 Feb 00	Captain Fantastic, ski bares, R-E-L-I-E-F, coronary cop, ATM DUM, hamburger hand job
7-14 Feb 00	So long, Charles Schulz, fugitive foul-up, cop caper, playing with fire, doomsday dopes, museum mix-up, cunnilingus crook, Greek un-Orthodox, quit for quickies, naked truth in advertising, close enough for government work
24-31 Jan 00	Super Bowl ad review and DMV update, initial impressions, limp law, lethal lap dance, sagging centerfolds, double-D deputy, blackmail bungler, gimp gunner, roosting robber, Take the Money and Run Part 2, Otter Pops alternative, spouse swapping, beer and boobs
17 Jan 00	Dance fever, firehouse faux pas, renter on the run, dope dope, ice cream icon, shit happens
20 Dec - 10 Jan	Y2K TKO, outhouse outing, his bettor half, roll model, 7-year ouch, fitness nuts, Georgia pitch, belt boner, bare boarding ban, frozen fire flight, dressig under the influence, badguy bloopers, New Years needlepoint
13 Dec 99	Like a steel trap, Driving Miss Dinky, fired food finder, the Gun-toting Gourmet, coke carelessness, Rosie Roadster, tasteless TV
29 Nov - 6 Dec	" Be reasonable, officer ...," repair and rescue, fast food fury, Rocky rockiness, sex education, finger-licking bad, porcelain penis pinch, deadbeat tenant, braindead badguys
22 Nov 99	Quasimodo Complex, romantic ruminations?, jumbo jigging, dispatched dispatcher, burglar alarm, awful auction
15 Nov 99	Funny face, wanking warden, cow curiosity, U-Haul U-Turn, girlfriend gotcha, Santa's little helper, and Momma's boy
8 Nov 99	Good for the goose, laundry money, cop conference caper, getaway limo, getaway cab, ridiculous rescue, penile prank
1 Nov 99	The rest of the limerick, the prosecutor and the prostitute, burglary bonus, beeper brain, stiff parking penalty, marketing malpractice, pamper perv
25 Oct 99	Blessed are the blessed, eggs by the dozen, Here-again Harding, weighty weirdness, Johnson justice, prolonged promenade, Click & Clack attack
18 Oct 99	The Male Brain, chimp of choice, Samurai spouse, dozer dispute, dirty dildo, phony phone calls
11 October 99	TV Greats, "Cut me, Mick," self-disarmament, boob boobie, nuptial nudity, candid camera, crotch copping caper, bagman, doobie dummy, sketchy scoop
4 Oct 99	Sex survey summary and Pam pointers, Diaperman videocam, crappy caper, curiosity kills the calf, Martian metric mistake, immortal edict, girlie scouting, bonehead bosses
27 Sep 99	Postcards from the edge, bunny bizness, topless tiffs, of marrying age, bridegroom to groombride, ABC DUI, change of plans, numbers of the beast, permanently on hold
20 Sep 99	Movie mix-ups, Cape Moon, wrong address robber distress, everted eviction, siding sidestep, purloin purse, Elvis impersonator, panty pix, and gumball goofball
13 Sep 99	Big gay cocks, Police Academy 99: The No-Brainers, Mother Mary malfeasance, senseless semantics, topless tower torching tranny, dope dope, corpse keeper
6 Sep 99	The wants of women, poster child, breakout bounce, urine trouble, postage doo, pearly wisdom, she-she shots, cellular slam
30 Aug 99	Hating hangnails, sexless centenarian, matchmaker mecca, sexsite salvo, nip it in the bud, trunk trap, noteworthy numbskull, party payback
23 Aug 99	Nix Nicole, filmed fool, business card bullseye, witless and walletless, jacked off, bugged by Bugs, chastised chair-men, sperm bank, bawdy Body
16 Aug 99	Animal wrongs, no-mo-hos, stiff fine, credit card kiddy, faithful fraud, religiously racist, ID idiot, drive-away dunces, hi-voltage vantage
9 Aug 99	The Forlorn Fox Phenomenon, dotted eyes, touchy citing, choosy cheerleaders, inmate irony, defective detector, "check the ashtray," harddrive hard-on
2 Aug 99	Geek guffaws, catnapping cat burglar, high-explosive hosers, free-hanging free-for-all, cult-of-the-month, Sister Annie Oakley
26 Jul 99	Moon man mania, right-footed reject, mugshot moron, Cousteau crook, burning bulge, limping larcenists, scarecrow score, Studs and Stupid
19 Jul 99	Nice and smart, clothesline klepto, Sunday best, Polly pilferer, Bic-flick boom, parliamentary pyro, mister mini-missile, eraserhead
12 Jul 99	Kick chick kix, Advanced Swinging 401, phone psyches, promotion proctology, overdone overdue, flurrying flushes, matriarchal miles
5 Jul 99	Cosmopolitan men, warranted worthlessness, brainless burglars, nodded-off nun, thought-free thieves, sleep streak, I-See-You ICU, proverbial pinhead